Sesnors (sensors) = People who talk about detecting things but don't actually detect anything
Improtent (important) = Professional importance
Eidt (edit… seriously?) = dyslexic being like Sorta
Convreyor (conveyor) = Device for automatically moving objects thru a deep fryer
Appoiontment (appointment) = A reminder of when to reapply medical cream
Produduct (product) = When not just any product will do
Anyine (anyone) = People you speak too after a few glasses of wine
Clsoer (closer) = How objects look when viewed thru two or more mirrors
Firstling (first thing) = What came before the egg
Renooting (rebooting) = Pressing your computer's power button with your nose
Fuxury (luxury) (as in "Make Your Package Different")
Beraing (bearing… or new beer delivery service - for those still using a rotary phone!)
Wurekess (wireless) - technologial method of attempting to fix a wireless router by striking with a heavy blunt object
hte (the) = an abbreviation for "hottie"
KLanga (Kanga) = the sound a pouching machine makes before properly setup
Schemagic (Schematic) = a drawing so good, it answers all the questions that could ever be 'axed
Brillian (Brilliant) = An excellent idea usually occuring while enjoying Caipirinhas at Carnival
Fringer (Finger) = The part of a gripper that holds a part you really, REALLY don't like
Grippre (Gripper) = A gripper that is used prior to the actual gripping operation (may be used with fringers)
Follwoing (Following) = Moving too fast in a path similar to something else and constantly bouncing off it